A Turkey Penis Is Called A Cloaca…And A Happy Thanksgiving To You.


This has NEVER ended in someone getting laid. (She said…hoping…)



Me: You’re such a dork.

Caolinn: DON’T CALL ME A WHALE PENIS!  What the hell, mom?

Me: Would you prefer me to call you the obscure term for a porcupine penis?  What do you call a porcupine penis, anyway?

Caolinn: Xavier.

Me: Worst…sister…ever…


23 thoughts on “A Turkey Penis Is Called A Cloaca…And A Happy Thanksgiving To You.

  1. I have just become painfully aware that my knowledge of animal kingdom penis is sadly lacking. I guess I just figured the formula was “animal name” + Penis…. never too old to learn.

  2. Some woman out there HAS to take the opportunity to claim that at one point or another, all penises (penii?) are attached to a turkey. Pitch down the middle on Thanksgiving, Meg. Happy day to you from this used-to-be turkey settling in with his wife for a nice comforting dinner.

  3. pjsandchocolate

    A castrated Turkey is called a “hokie” – which makes you wonder about the VA Tech Hokies as a football team.

    Just sayin’…

  4. elitosphere

    And on this Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the gift of your insanely awesome (or awesomely insane) family! And for teaching me that dicks are way fancier than I ever gave them credit for!

    Happy Thanksgiving!!

  5. I am certain that there is a large contingent of international scientists funded by the U.S. Government to develop a complex system of dork dialect to prove whales are self aware and therefore a worthy subject for the STEM program in highschool. Soon there will likely be a competition to bring dorks into the mainstream classrooms. Gone are the days when children dropped eggs with parachutes. Now, they just dork everything.

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