Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Hooker

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For those of you who like a good hooker story…and who DOESN’T, my friend, Malka has FINALLY started a Tumblr account with the full accounting of her interactions with not only the Craig’s List hooker who ALMOST has her phone number, but also with the multitude of johns who continue to text her in the middle of the night, looking for some cookie.

Seriously…such a deep, dark part of me wishes this had happened to me.  *sigh*  If only…

http://schlongnumber.tumblr.com/

35 thoughts on “Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Hooker

  1. You could always have a number like 333-3825 (spell it out, you’ll see what kind of cranks we used to get)… This was before the internet when 900 dialing on a landline phone was all the rave… You’ll get tired of that nonsense soon enough.

  2. At first I was thinking this could be scientific proof that not everyone has evolved to the latest bi-pedal hominid model. We could have a few neanderthals left in the mix. But then, I caught myself laughing a little too hysterically – there might be a third model 😜

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