The Craig’s List Hooker…Like Her Herpes…Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving…

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In case you missed the previous posts (exhibit A, exhibit B), or you’ve just mentally blocked them (and I wouldn’t blame you…horrifying), my friend, Malka, keeps getting contacted by “Johns” looking to hire a hooker named Ciara.  I almost feel sorry for this last one.  Almost.  (Okay, I so totally don’t.)

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**UPDATE**  He replied, y’all, he replied!

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25 thoughts on “The Craig’s List Hooker…Like Her Herpes…Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving…

  1. Poor Darwin could never have envisioned this. I suppose that lack of vision saved his sanity by forcing him to settle for primates who remain very predictable in their methodologies to search for partners to practice propagation with. I, on the other hand, sprayed coffee all over my laptop in convulsions of amusement.

  2. O M G!! Still with the texts? That guy is totally a perve… I guess there is no way for her to block anyone if she has no idea who is going to call/text next! Poor thing! Maybe I would change my number. Did she contact Craig’s List?

    • I think she did, but now it’s slowed to randos who can’t put in the right number and are inverting two at the end (which is what Ciera herself did at the beginning of all this, ironically). And RIGHT!?

  3. malka

    Malka here.. So the problem is that ciara’s phone number is one digit different than mine. Some of her ads are so explicit that John’s are misdialing. Maybe they’re doing it one handed?

    I’ve contacted Craigslist and they do nothing. They contend they don’t allow prostitution on Craigslist. I invite you to check out the casual encounters section. Because they very clearly do allow it.

    I don’t want to change my number as I’m involved in a number of organizations and it’s a huge hassle to change it. I have additional reasons I don’t wish to change it that I don’t care to discuss.

    Needless to say the beat goes on. What’s wierd is that based ona Google search of her, she’s had her number quite sometime, but the wrong numbers didn’t start until she put my number in the listing. When I start getting texts I peruse the Craigslist trash to check if she’s using my number. I flag the ad regardless

  4. LOL how is this STILL happening?

    Now, in this guy’s case, I can’t determine if he’s just got a good sense of humor… or if he’s taking this straight guy obsession of shaved pussies wayyy to far.

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