Also, I’m Pretty Sure My History Teacher Was Hung Like A Mule, If That’s Your Thing

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This has NOTHING to do with this post...I just find it hilarious, and I'm too tired to make a meme about an ass right now.

This has NOTHING to do with this post…I just find it hilarious, and I’m too tired to make a meme about an ass right now.

(A conversation by Facebook messenger…)

John: “Jesus, have you seen the magazine cover of Kim K’s ass?”

Me: “I fucking hate her…how would I have seen that?”

(Posts photo to conversation.)

Me: “That CANNOT be real.”

John: “I don’t even care if it’s real, it’s amazing.”

Me: “So, to be clear…if all it takes to impress you is a circus tent ass, let me introduce you to my high school chemistry teacher…she’s you type. Β She couldn’t even walk between desks. Β Mind you..she’s probably 60 by now.”

John: “Yes, but is she single…”

45 thoughts on “Also, I’m Pretty Sure My History Teacher Was Hung Like A Mule, If That’s Your Thing

  1. Doug in Oakland

    I guess be careful what you get famous for? As for the pic at the top, the Safeway in the Emeryville mall used to have a sign om the front that said: Emeryville Police Department Beat Office. I once asked a cashier what they did in there, but she just rolled her eyes and made an up-and-down gesture with her hand.

  2. Oh, thank goodness! My caboose is definitely all natural. When I was a kid I was told that I could probably balance beverages on it and not spill a drop, and that was *before* puberty…

  3. That man has his priorities in order!

    But as for you… how on Earth can you hate Kim K?! This woman stands at the forefront of women’s rights! She is the face of feminism! Her all natural and untouched beauty is overshadowed only by her astounding intelligence and excellent taste in men! Not to mention she is so down-to-earth and humble. How dare you?!

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