Once Daily Cialis…Fighting For Boners…Two Side-By-Side Bathtubs At A Time

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(Before you accuse me of an ethnic slur…I’m Italian…I’m allowed.  Also, it’s a total compliment to the male half of my people…)

Standing in my parent’s kitchen, overhearing yet another advertisement for erectile dysfunction medication…

Caolinn: “My heart isn’t healthy enough for sexual activity.”

Me: “Good, because my heart isn’t healthy enough for you to have sexual activity.”

My Dad: “What are you guys talking about in there?”

Together: “Nothiiiiiiiing.”

27 thoughts on “Once Daily Cialis…Fighting For Boners…Two Side-By-Side Bathtubs At A Time

  1. I am a pretty open to any discussion type of mom. The first time I found dirty mags under my son’s bed (around 12 years old) I was at a loss. I asked my ex if I should talk about it with him. He emphatically protested “NO!” saying I would scar the kid for life for something all kids do. I looked at the mags and the feminist in me was screaming, using her inside voice. I did not want my son to grow up thinking the average gal was game to perform the acts portrayed in the present “literature”. So I compromised. Without saying a word to my son, I replaced is dirty mags with a few of his Yugioh magazines. Nothing was ever said.. but… he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew.. etc.

  2. As far as your photo illustration and the Italian edifice … there was a certain degree of difficulty, sure, but they stuck the landing.

    And yes, about those tubs ‘o shame. Side by side bathtubs = no need for Cialis.

  3. Doug in Oakland

    You have a wise daughter. I know full grown adults who refuse to admit that their “hearts” aren’t healthy enough for sexual activity.

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