It’s Like Real Porn…But With Less Nudity, But Somehow Lower Morals

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Those of you who know me, know that I have a deep, abiding love of something that I like to lovingly call, “real estate porn”, and now I’m passing my addiction on to America’s youth.  While we were eating breakfast, I usually show the kids the news, but last Friday, we went on an MLS site, so I could show them multi-million dollar homes, prompting this…

D’Avonte: “Forty-nine million dollars!?  Who has forty-nine million dollars!?  And who needs sixteen bathrooms?  You only got one ass.”

 

**NOTE: I do NOT refer to it as “real estate porn” in front of my students…I like my job.  Ironically, I don’t think I have a student that hasn’t seen a tremendous amount of ACTUAL porn, but someone has to have some standards in this joint, and sadly, that’s me.**

20 thoughts on “It’s Like Real Porn…But With Less Nudity, But Somehow Lower Morals

  1. I am a real estate porn addict. I tell my husband it is so I can watch the local market, so I know how our neighborhood is doing…..but it is really to drool over amazing kitchens with crystal chandeliers in them.

      • I didn’t have a decent tub for years. When we were shopping for a house in the ATL area after being in upstate NY for years (this means old houses, small bathrooms), it blew me away how every house we looked at had huge bathrooms and every single one had a soaking tub. The house we chose ended up having a massive master bath…..kind of wastefully large….but I liked the layout of the rest of the house. I still kind of shake my head at the ridiculousness of the wasted space….but I am usually shaking my head while soaking in my jetted tub. 🙂

  2. Dream a little dream of me…. LOL! I have to agree with D’Avonte! You can only sleep in one bed at a time! It’s all about tax shelters and status..ugh! Have to say “real estate porn” is a new one for me as well!

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