Kids, I Only Buy You Halloween Costumes So I Can Steal Your Candy.

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My sons both picked out these costumes...welcome to the next three years of my life.

My sons both picked out these costumes…welcome to the next three years of my life.

From last night, while we were costume shopping…

Caolinn: (eye roll) “Awwwwwesome…look at all the slutty choices I have.”

33 thoughts on “Kids, I Only Buy You Halloween Costumes So I Can Steal Your Candy.

    • There’s only one female department in the Target, and she’s 15…it’s the only option. She’s just given up and is now making her own stuff, so she doesn’t have to resort to sexy fill-in-the-blank. *sigh*

      • Randstein

        I think making her own stuff is the right stuff 🙂 I was with my grand daughter and we were looking at costumes and almost settled on Sponge Bob when she found the Manga Maid for “older girls.” We left empty handed and grandpa was traumatized. *eeeeeeek*

  1. This is why I cross-dress on Halloween. A few years ago I was Sweeney Todd. I’ve been a wizard, Santa and this year I’m going to be a bouncer for a red-neck bar.

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