Hey, We’ve Met…None Of This Should Come As Any Surprise

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(Yes, I know this picture has NOTHING to do with the post, but it amused the crap out of me, so that’s enough in my book.)

Caolinn: “Our sports assembly was stupid. They let the golf team hit numbered balls into the stands, and if you caught one, you got a doughnut. Now, please tell me…what teenage girl is going to want balls flying at their face?”

Me: *snort*

Caolinn: (sigh) “Mother, please…”

22 thoughts on “Hey, We’ve Met…None Of This Should Come As Any Surprise

  1. Willy Nilly

    I wonder why our kids are so horrified by our adult humor…my 23 yo daughter and her friends can say eeewwwwww, in harmony with perfect pitch if I tell them me and Tiger Mom are abandoning them for a date night out. That appears to give them the willies.

      • Willy Nilly

        Yes, my three were told from birth they were rescued from a gang of homeless Cabbage Patch dolls. When asked why they were abandoned by their birth parents, I told them excessive flatulence. When they reach their 30’s and are mentally stable, I’ll tell them the truth.

  2. What teenage girl wouldn’t want that? What school is this? St Benedict’s Convent of the Perpetually Virtuous?

    Seriously, though, she walked right into that one. THANK YOU for not letting the opportunity pass by.

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