Fellow smartphone users who are unhappy with the size of their asses… There is this awesome app, that I adore, called My Fitness Pal (and, no, they haven’t asked me to advertise for them, but now, they should…well…actually…hang on to that thought for a minute, because, like everything on this blog, it’s about to take a dark turn). Last year, I took off about 16lbs using it. It’s super easy and helps you track all of your activity and food intake. ANYHOOOO…it has been brought to my attention that among the millions of food listings…that this food item is in their vast library of choices.
Who, exactly, is this for? Either A) You are so anorexic, that you’re concerned about the caloric load of a single blow job, or B) You are giving so much head that it’s effecting your diet plan, in which case…I’d like to see an entry for how many calories giving a blow job burns in the first place. I’m guessing you still come out ahead. HA! A…Head. Get it? (sorry, even I hate me right now)
One last thought before I burn in hell…is anyone else concerned that they felt they needed to specify that the sperm was human? Anyone?