Caolinn: OMG I just saw an ad for car loans, and the storyline was that this nerdy white kid was trying to pick up this 40-year-old lady on a street corner in a crappy car, and he says, ‘Car ruined my game’, so he gets a loan and winks at the camera with the woman in his new car. WHAT. EVEN. He looks twelve and she was this middle-aged, independent black woman who had been throwing him some appropriate sass, and now is IN HIS CAR. WHAT IS HAPPENING!? America!? Feminism!?
Me: What in the holy hell are you watching?
Caolinn: I have no idea. I was watching Teen Wolf and right in the middle of it, the commercial break took a really weird turn.
Me: To be clear…in a show about a werewolf who plays high school basketball…things took a really weird turn.
Caolinn: I don’t have time to explain these things to you, Mother.