And Only Because My Moat Isn’t Ready For My Narwhal.

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Me: “Hey, when we win the Powerball tonight, whoever is the nicest gets the first pony.”
Caolinn: *eye roll*
Me: “I saw that.”
Xavier: “Guess who’s getting a three-legged pony with mange?”
Liam: “That’s gonna be one messssssed up pony.”

8 thoughts on “And Only Because My Moat Isn’t Ready For My Narwhal.

  1. Doug in Oakland

    Wikipedia says that ponies are awesome, but every one that I’ve actually met has been a total jerk. This may not have been the ponies’ fault, and your mileage may vary.

  2. John Coleman

    So a three-legged dog walks into a bar, looks the bartender in the eyes, and says in a Clint Eastwood voice, “I’m looking for the man who shot my pa . . . w.” Apologies, John

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