I Don’t Think INS Accepts Lipstick Stamps On Your Passport

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Caolinn: “Do you know who Jason Derulo is?”

Me: “Yup.”

Caolinn: “Did you know that he had to literally put his entire career on hold for like a year, because he broke his neck?  That’s so sad.”

Me: “Caol…let’s not romanticize this too much..his comeback song is ‘Talk Dirty To Me’, and his follow up song is about a woman wiggling her ass.  This is hardly a tale of spiritual redemption.”

Caolinn: “He’s also engaged to Jordin Sparks.”

Me: “Wasn’t she notorious for wearing a purity ring and waiting for marriage?”

Caolinn: “Yup.”

Me: “Well…guess that ship sailed.”

12 thoughts on “I Don’t Think INS Accepts Lipstick Stamps On Your Passport

  1. My jaw literally dropped! Not because what you said was inappropriate (ha! who am I kidding? Maybe a little). But mostly because I’ve been thinking the same thing for ages, but would never have been able to express it so flawlessly!

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