(Nothing about that above link is REMOTELY work safe or appropriate, and I love it for reasons that I can’t begin to explain. I might also have a SLIGHT history of posting it on the walls of my straight male friends, for their birthdays, to make it weird for everyone.)
Ladies and Gentlemen…the difference between a 14-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy…as demonstrated by an ice cream truck in the neighborhood.
Boy: “Mom! Is that an ice cream truck!? Can we, can we, can we!?”
Girl: (coming out of her room) “What in the hell is that awful noise, and when is it going to stop. Jesus…there should be a law.”