If You’re Waking Me Up Before 9am On a Holiday…There Better Be Inappropriate Nudity Involved.

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How I was woken up on the Fourth of July, this year…

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Me: Who is this!?  I don’t have this number saved, but I totally want to make out with you for this gif.

 

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And yes, the above picture really IS my friend Daniel, who wasn’t in my phone, and who, apparently, can rock the fuck out of a bikini.

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