The Saga of the Craig’s List Hooker…Part 2

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For those of you following Malka’s battle with online prostitution…my darling girl has taken a new tack. (background here)  Her new battle strategy involves a two-step approach…

Step One…scare the living crap out of them.

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Worse than being threatened with a lifetime on the registered sex-offender’s list…that hair.  Sir, I’m pretty sure a haircut would solve your “gettin’-some” issues.

 

Step Two…and this is where it gets truly brilliant…

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Yes…she is now using client #1’s picture…to seduce client #2…  and this is why I love her forever.

33 thoughts on “The Saga of the Craig’s List Hooker…Part 2

  1. I thought she made contact with the hooker and fixed this already? Still hilarious, but by now I’d be getting pretty pissed. Maybe she should be getting a “cut” of the “earnings”.

    • Unfortunately, the old ads still exist, so she’s still getting some. She also saved screen shots from before you got ahold of her, so this might be one of the ones PRIOR to contact…not sure.

  2. malka, cpa mom of 2, not a hooker

    I love how you made this make sense lol.

    Yes, the long hair idiot is prior to my contact with ciara. I used that picture to respond to idiot #2 on Thurs June 26. I don’t even know why he asked for a picture since my number is posted across HER tatas in the ad! These fools are so worked up that they fail to notice that there is one wrong number and four right ones in the ad

    I always know when it’s Thursday because I get at least one solicitation

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