Maybe Don’t Piss Off A Hormonal Woman Carrying A Scalpel.

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Despite generally hating most of his interns and residents, Drew is exceedingly fond of one of his fellows, because she kicks ass and takes absolutely none of his shit.  She and her husband have been having trouble getting pregnant, so Drew was giving her, her prescribed hormone injections at work, so she didn’t have to stab herself.

Me: “Hey, how’s your fellow?”

Drew: “Finally pregnant, actually.”

Me: “Ahhh, that’s awesome!”

Drew: “Since I got her pregnant, I told her I should have naming rights.”

Me: “I think it’s best that you refrain from saying ‘I got her pregnant’, and you’d probably just name that poor baby after yourself.”

Drew: “I would not.  I told her she should name it something culturally appropriate.”

Me: “What do you name a baby that’s half Chinese and half Indian?”

Drew: “Nepal.”

Me: “Well…enjoy sensitivity training.”

12 thoughts on “Maybe Don’t Piss Off A Hormonal Woman Carrying A Scalpel.

  1. Have been catching up on five weeks of everyone’s posts. This was the first one today that made me laugh out loud. You f#cks are too clever.

    Oops. Guess that should have been “folks”.

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