I’m One Sister-Cousin From Being A Straight-Up Hillbilly

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Drew: “What are you doing today?”

Me: “I’m skinning lemons to steep in Everclear so I can make my own limoncello.”

Drew: (pause) “You don’t even really drink…and you’re brewing booze.  Is this even legal?”

Me: “I’m sorry…how much drug company money have you taken this year?”

Drew: “Let’s not compare crimes.  While I’m curing pneumonia…you’re moonshining.”

(pause)

Me: “Want me to send you some?”

Drew: “Duh…you want me to send you some Flonase?”

Me: “Duh”.

(pause)

Me: “Kettle.”

Drew: “Walter White.”

36 thoughts on “I’m One Sister-Cousin From Being A Straight-Up Hillbilly

  1. I am actually going to do this with blackberries. I do love the limoncello, tho…I think our recipe for that calls for Vodka. 🙂 Ooooh, goodie! Another google distraction to keep me from what I probably NEED to be doing…hahahahaha!

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