Nothing Worse Than A Hooker Who’s Poor With Details

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So what happens when a prostitute (name: Ciara…so the orgasms aren’t the only thing she’s faking), accidentally screws up her OWN phone number by one digit, on a Craig’s List ad…sending dozens of men to text my friend, Malka, the CPA and mother of two?

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She better give her husband every sex act these guys are asking for, just for agreeing to let her use this picture for this purpose.

 

And this is why I love my friends.

Confession: I was actually jealous…I would have had so much fun with this, that I wouldn’t even have tried to correct the error.  *I* am a terrible person.

(Sean Smithson…I thought about you with every forwarded ping.)

42 thoughts on “Nothing Worse Than A Hooker Who’s Poor With Details

    • Currently, she’s using a series of “Cat Facts” to torture the latest contestant. She did actually track the chick down, so she’s fixed her new ads. It stopped almost all of them…I would have let this crap go on for WAY too long. She’s way more mature than I am.

  1. Legit. Nice work.
    I once had a guy that repeatedly called me looking for Bob, but I started to recognize his number and eventually just programmed it into my phone as “Guy Looking for Bob” so that I could just listen to his voicemails instead (sample: “I went to the movies yesterday. It was a movie that had Matt Daaaa-meeeeon in it”).

    • LMAO…LOVE! I once had a guy texting me, about once every six months, asking me work questions. Problem…we don’t work together. It took me about a year to figure out that it was someone I’d been on ONE blind date with like YEARS before, who for some reason programmed me into his phone, and worked with another Megan. Weirdo, that guy.

  2. haha, this was some funny thing, you made me laugh out loud and is 8:30 a.m here in Spain, starting good the day with a laughter. I see you thought of Mr.Sean! He´s my man, I already read all his posts after all these months. Now we must buy his book. Funny and smart man he is.

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