Hello? CPS? Yes, There’s Been a Misunderstanding.

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Well played, zoo...well, played.

Well played, zoo…well, played.

Mom: “Where are you meeting your friends?”

Me: “We’re going to Lola’s.”

Mom: “What is that?”

Me: “It’s that tapas bar on 7th.”

Caolinn: (stops texting for the first time in hours…) “What!?  Why would you go there!?  And why would you tell grandma you’re going there in front of me!?  That’s disgusting!”

Me: “Ummm…huh?”

Caolinn: “A topless bar!”

Me: “Tapas, Caol…TAPAS!”

Caolinn: “Oh…is that dirty?”

Me: “Not even a little.”

28 thoughts on “Hello? CPS? Yes, There’s Been a Misunderstanding.

  1. LOL I had the exact same thing (almost) happen when I asked our chiropractor, in front of my husband, if he knew anything about the tapas place down the road. He was like, “There’s a topless bar there? Where!?” Me – *facepalm*

    • LMAO! That is AWESOME! I’m so glad I’m not alone. I was so baffled by her vitriol for delicious little food, or maybe by the fact that she was harboring a secret hatred of Spaniards.

    • OMG…I love everything about that entire comment. 1. That is totally happening. 2. As long as they have bottoms on, we don’t have to have “hair nets” while they serve. 3. My divorce lawyer would have been more worth it, if he’d been in a bikini. It would have gone great with his eye patch. True story.

  2. I swear, honey, I was NOT staring at her enchilada!

    Diana sent me.

    More liquor to Calgary.

    By the way, I do not the pay scale is as high for tapas dancers.

    Not as many dollar bills floating around for the small plate flamenco.

  3. I ❤ your blog. You are my evil twin that I don't let out on WP, bwahahaha. Thanks for the follow.

    Diana sent me (not really, but I'm all in for boosting anyone's free liquor ticker)

    Cheers 😉

    • Awww, thank you! And as long as I get to be the evil one…it’s totally cool. If there is an evil version of me…well, I don’t think any of us need to know that person. *shudder*

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