Unless The Question Is, “What Sucks?”, Then Cash Is Always The Answer.

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(A text conversation, in which I HOPE autocorrect is to blame.)

Pam: If your students do a presentation for the parents, and the parents get you a thank you…what’s your preference? $10 bouquet flowers or $10 Starbucks card?

Me: Gift card…always the gift card.

Pam: My friend said, ‘flowers are classy’. And I’m thinking fuck classy, three kids in this class ate dicks. The teachers need coffee damn it, not flowers.

Me: Um…what?

Pam: “Are” NOT “ate”!!!

Me: If three kids ate dicks…you’re gonna have to spend more than $10, and might I suggest instead of Starbucks, you put the cash toward some attorney’s fees.

23 thoughts on “Unless The Question Is, “What Sucks?”, Then Cash Is Always The Answer.

  1. So glad I wasn’t eating or drinking when reading this. But I have got to learn to *not* read your blog when the other half is sleeping and has to get up with the birds. He’s cranky when I wake him laughing too loudly. 😀

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