Son, Costco Doesn’t Make Enough Toilet Paper To Manage THAT Asshole

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(The night before we left…)

Liam: “Why aren’t we going to Russia?”

Me: “Huh?”

Liam: “We’re going to be right next to it when we’re in Alaska, so why aren’t we going there?”

Me: “Dude…did you just Palin me?  In my own house!?”

18 thoughts on “Son, Costco Doesn’t Make Enough Toilet Paper To Manage THAT Asshole

  1. Dude, that Palin line is a heavy insult. Seriously, I keep trying to link up your photos/captions with the anecdotes below. You would not believe the time I spend trying to do this. I think it keeps me coming back for more.

  2. You should totally prove to Liam how under-impressive Leif Eriksson’s so-called accomplishment was with this handy visual demonstrating the insignificant distance traversed:

    Have fun with these ignorant and gullible years! (Have you told him about stop sign trees yet?)

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