I’m One Cigar And A Beret Away From Making Some Terrible Life Decisions

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(pointing out a white stain on my blue dress)

Tracy: “How did you get out of the house with that!?  Did you swing by the White House on the way over?”

Me: “Ugh…I was cooking and didn’t notice.”

Tracy: “It’s even navy…please tell me you didn’t buy that at The Gap.”

Me: “Old Navy.”

Tracy: “Ugh…even worse…you’re a discount, low-rent Lewinsky.”

Me: “I’m not even a full-priced Lewinsky.  Thank you for THAT perspective.”

Tracy: “If the jizz-stain fits…”

 

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