(A conversation with Drew, who lives back east, when he found out I’d neglected to tell him my ex was going to be there for a few days.)
Drew: “Why didn’t you tell me that fucker was going to be in town?”
Me: “What…like it matters? Like you’d actually see him?”
Drew: “Hey, if he’d gotten hurt, we’re the biggest hospital…he could have wound up here.”
Me: “Riiiiight. What, realistically, could you do to him?”
Drew: “Me? Nothing. But I know EXACTLY which one of the residents I’d assign to him. It’s not murder when it’s an accident, and this kid accidentally kills everyone.”
Me: “You’re the reason I hate hospitals.”
Drew: “You should hate hospitals. If you’re in a hospital, it’s not because you’re having a good fucking day.”
Me: “It is if you’re getting new boobs.”
Drew: “Are you getting new boobs?”
Me: “No.”
Drew: “Then shut up.”
I think I need to make friends with Drew.
I don’t want to be on his bad side…
You do! He’ll give you free Flonase and everything!
Lol…just don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Drew smash.
It’s as if you knew I was on my 3rd go around of watching the entire series again! Get outta here man. Stop following me. Let me get back to my 12 hours of Scrubs like I plan to do until the end and before not watching the awful awful spin-off…again. Boobies high five.
Is that a feminist version of a chest bump? Um…can you watch the Erasure episode for me? That’s my favorite.
Slams hand on buzzer. It’s a ‘the Todd’ reference. I bet Drew would have known that. Saved by Erasure episode mention. I love it too. And now will have in head entire day. I guess there are worse things to have in my head like murder or the final season of Dexter. Not necessarily in that order.
I got the Todd reference and very much appreciated it. God Megan, I thought you were all cool and shit. I bet Drew would’ve got that…
Oh please! You just remember it because tits were involved!
This may have something to do with it, yes.
🙂
On-line five Sean!!!
Stop encouraging him. He spanks to it.
Drew totally would know that. He’s soooo Percy Cox.
Perry damn it!
That actually works considering his full name in the show is Percival. Yes, I know – get off the fucking couch.
HA! At least you’re doing something useful. (yes, I think watching Scrubs is useful)
Oh boy… look at you attracking the weird cool kids… best kind, Meggy.
What on Earth are you talking about, Lewin? Have you been partying with your mayor again!?
It’s worse. I’m starting to think I AM the mayor.
Or maybe you are….
Hopefully not today… he stepped down to deal with his substance abuse.
Hang on, I’m going to get another drink…
Well, someone’s gotta keep the bars in business.