I Promise, Canada, If You Take Him Back…We’ll Take Rob Ford…He’s Totally One Of Us.

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A conversation that I overheard between my three children…

Caolinn: “What is Liam talking about?”

Xavier: “Nothing, he just wanted to tell you that Justin Bieber was dating Selena Gomez, and I told him that everybody knows that.”

Caolinn: “Yeah, Liam, everybody knows that.”

Liam: “Nooooo!” (pause) “Not raccoooooons!”

 

8 thoughts on “I Promise, Canada, If You Take Him Back…We’ll Take Rob Ford…He’s Totally One Of Us.

  1. Raccoooooons? Don’t you mean biebers? They’re underwater flat-tailed beasts that can dam up any kind of flow. And they don’t taste good, trust me. Damn biebers.

    Is there any chance you can take Rob Ford AND Justin Bieber? We’ll even kick in a vat of maple syrup – if you really need to, you can drown them in it. Just saying.

    • HA HA!!! And no…we already have our hands full with those Kardashian bitches who are multiplying faster than the Duggers, and don’t get me started on those hillbillies.

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