A text conversation that took place with my friend, Maya, because of this post…in which my son gave a thinly veiled threat of cannibalism.
Maya: Come to my house. You’re safe here. We’re all vegetarians.
Me: I’ll be right over, but I’m leaving the kids behind…clearly, they can’t be trusted.
Maya: It’ll be like Lord of the Flies at your house. Plus side, you’ll be safe over here, and I have alcohol.
Me: Okay, but nobody better call CPS….be cool.