John: “What’s going on Saturday?”
Me: “Going to dinner with a pharmacist.”
John: “New guy?”
Me: “Mmmhmm. Hopefully, he doesn’t make my top five list for worst first dates of all time. He’d have to really pull out all the stops to oust one of those guys from their positions.”
John: “Like talk with his mouth full?”
Me: “Pfffft. Like pull a severed head out of a bag.”
John: “Usually people leave those in the car.”
Me: “Right!? Manners!”
You are sooooo weird…
But funny too.
I’ll take that. Both parts.
I figured you might.
a date with dexter. AWESOME! ;o) hope it was mr. right…..or just mr. right now.
Either way…girls gotta eat. 🙂
Don’t tempt fate!
Amen, sister.