Jon Hamm’s Penis Saves the Day…And a Tree-full of Kittens…It Also Saved Kittens

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Thank you, Jon Hamm's Penis...you're my hero.

Thank you, Jon Hamm’s Penis…you’re officially the most fucked up reason why I’ve ever broken up with anyone.

Linney: “Whaaaat, Casey?  But I thought he was great!”

Me: “He was…he was great…until we got serious, and then he became completely jealous and possessive and insane.”

Linney: “Insane how?”

Me: “We got into a fight in public about Jon Hamm’s dick.”

Linney: “Wait…WHAT!?”

Me: “He said some guy looked like Jon Hamm, and I made a remark that I just hoped he was wearing underwear to cover his enormous dick, and he completely went off on me, asking how I knew that Jon Hamm has a huge dick, and why would I make remarks about other guy’s penises.”

Linney: “Jon Hamm’s dick has its own Twitter account.”

Me: “That’s what I said!  He went apeshit on me for being ‘insensitive and inappropriate’.  That, and to be honest…the sex was getting worse not better.  He seemed to think that ‘I love you’ meant, ‘I don’t have to even attempt foreplay, anymore’.”

Linney: “No foreplay!?  Yeah, he had to go.  NEXT!”

 

 

22 thoughts on “Jon Hamm’s Penis Saves the Day…And a Tree-full of Kittens…It Also Saved Kittens

    • I’m seriously not sure that it is. I think this MAY be real, judging from the sheer number of Jon’s Ham sightings. And if that’s what you lost sleep over…at least I’ll have company. 🙂

  1. oh. my. god. since I *apparently* live under a ROCK I had to immediately google “jon hamm’s penis” or “jon’s ham” (slow clap for your cleverness) which got me into a lot of strange shit. anyway. WTF? screw twitter, that device surely has its own ip address. I’m not sure who that redhead? is next to him, but I do know why she has a firm grip on his………arm.

    • Wouldn’t you hate to be the guy who came after that? There’s no WAY you’d be able to make her happy, unless you had a four inch tongue and could breathe through your ears.

  2. Brilliant! Too funny. Thanks for the laugh. And thanks for following our blog. I hope you enjoy the stories of our journey, both inner and outer. And do please feel free to join the conversation. Cheers, Alison

    • I think we can ALL agree on the glory of Jon Hamm’s penis. (Am I right girls? Gay guys? Anyone?) LOVE your latest post…so jealous (except for the part about the giant spiders). Cheers!

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