My lovely 14-year-old daughter, pointing to a truck with a large ’69’ painted on the back.
Caolinn: “Heh, heh, heh.”
Me: (horrified) “How do you EVEN know about that!?”
Caolinn: (look of utter disdain, and putting out her right hand) “Hi. My name is Caolinn. I go to public school.” (eye roll)