A quick departure into the past…when my twins were in third grade, as I was picking them up after school.
*slamming the car door*
Xavier: “We need to have a talk with you, mother.”
Liam: “Yeah…you know when you make us compete to see who can clean the bathroom better, and whoever wins gets the bigger half of the dessert?”
Xavier: “Well, today in math, we learned there is NO SUCH THING AS A BIGGER HALF!”
Liam: “IT’S NOT FUNNY!”