No One Ever Tells You That Your Dream Job Will Require A Lucha Libra Mask

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MattressCasey: “Sweetie, I asked you how your day was, and you said, ‘I had a pretty good day’, and then when you start telling me about it, it turns out you had to restrain three people, and you got head-butted in the chest.  What the everlasting fuck?”

Me: “Well, it WAS a pretty good day…I got a lot done.”

Casey: “What you casually say is a ‘pretty good day’, would be the worst day of my fucking life.”

Me: “Thank you for reminding me, though, I have to take a picture of that bruise on my chest.”

Casey: “Can you send me a copy?”

Me: “Why?  Are you worried?”

Casey: “Yes, I am, but if I filter out the bruise, then I just have a picture of your chest, and suddenly I’m having a pretty good day.”

17 thoughts on “No One Ever Tells You That Your Dream Job Will Require A Lucha Libra Mask

    • I had a kid freak out and try and hurt someone. I had to intervene and hold her, so she started throwing her head back into my chest. It’s a standard hazard of the job, alas.

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