And I’m So Tired…That I Didn’t See That Coming

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Me: “God, I’m so tired that I tried to put my underwear on wrong.”

John: “Inside out?”

Me: “Pffffft.  I wouldn’t even have noticed.  I tried to put them on sideways, so I was starting with the wrong hole.”

John: “Consider yourself lucky; the last time I did that, I got punched in the eye.”

*Bahhhh dum cha*

 

(And to head Sean Smithson off at the pass…I know…I said ‘coming’.  And now I said ‘head’.  I hope this, at the very least, gave you a quarter-mast hardon.)

8 thoughts on “And I’m So Tired…That I Didn’t See That Coming

  1. Yesss! I’ve finally made it into a post.

    Well played Megan (and thank you). You ALMOST prevented me from making a crude comment but then when I clicked on the link, I misread the caption as “instant rimjob”…

    We’re at full mast!

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