The Fabric Of Time Isn’t The Only Thing You Tore

Standard
parenting
Caolinn: “If I was adopted, you’d tell me, right?”
Me: “You weren’t adopted. You were 9lbs, 5oz, and I’m not forgetting that day or those sutures any time soon.”
Caolinn: “Ew.”
Me: “Yeah, just imagine if you’d been there.”
Xavier: “Um…mom…she was there…duh.”

11 thoughts on “The Fabric Of Time Isn’t The Only Thing You Tore

  1. Scratch everything I’ve ever said before today… THIS is the best meme ever!

    I can’t believe the kid is even throwing gang signs up. Xavier, like the rest of the men I read about, are awesome by the way.

    • Xavier is only ten…don’t give him a big head. lol

      God, now I feel like I have to perform, meme-wise, or I’ll be letting you down, severely. THE PRESSURE!!! 🙂

  2. before we I had four kids shoot straight through my hooha I distinctly remember telling hubby, “no kids for me. I want a lot of things in life but I don’t want to have to push them through my vagina.” eat words much?

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