Calcite…It’s A Girl’s Best Friend.

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I bet this would buy a shitload of ponies.

I bet this would buy a shitload of ponies.

While handing out mineral samples to my 3rd graders for our earth unit…

Student 1: “Oh, My, God!  Are these diamonds!?”

Me: “Um, no…we don’t have the budget for that, and diamonds aren’t this big.”

Student 2: “Yeah, and if they WERE diamonds, Miss McMcerson would probably already be in her car.”

Me: “Would you miss me?”

Student 2: “Nah…you’d come back…and you’d probably have that pony you never shut up about.”

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