Damn You, Sarah McLachlan

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Just over a year ago, the universe colluded with a youtube clip, and my poor heart, still bruised from losing my previous dogs, started to feel like it could stand another foray into pet ownership.

What has happened since, is a love affair with this animal, which is just this side of legally reportable.

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I swear I only LOOK like the spawn of Dog-Satan.

Example 1:

(Just getting out of shower, and discovering the dog had one of his stuffed animals…)

Liam (yelling): “Sully, you get back here! You better give me that!”

Liam (muttering to himself): “I’m going to go put on some underwear, so he takes me seriously.”

Example 2:

Me: “Hey, I think the dog isn’t as freaked out by grown men anymore! He totally stopped barking at this one guy, after just a minute, and then he even licked sweat off his forehead.”

Tracy: “Um…why is a guy sweating in your house?”

Me: “He was a mover, pervert.”

Tracy: “Maybe he only likes sweaty men?”

Me: “Maybe he only likes men that take shit from our house.”

Example 3:

Caolinn: “I think the dog relates to me.”

Me: “The dog spends half his day drinking from the toilet and trying to eat pads out of the garbage.”

Caolinn: “Well…aside from that.”

7 thoughts on “Damn You, Sarah McLachlan

  1. sully kind of looks like a cross between a pirate and a hobo. girl 3 loves to run around naked, but since we got bandit, she’s had to be a bit more cautious. ;o) um, yeah. it’s just gross in a way neither of them are old enough to even understand.

  2. The visual formed from the Liam example is too wonderful. And his hysterical off-the-cuff remark, while not intended at all as a criticism directed at males, should be stitched on samplers and handed to all men at birth–They who believe their outies rate as just so perfectly precious, extra-attractive, and super-yummy, in comparison to our innies, simply because the male models have always been so magically-transforming and literally close-to-hand.

    But even a child knows no one takes a guy seriously with his little bits out and dangly : )

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