Sex and the Single Witch

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(The following conversation completely explains why I’m single.)

Me: “I was at Hogwarts’ house last night.  Seriously, he annoyed the shit out of me, so I bailed early.  Alas, he WAS a Slytherin.”

S: “Bummer.  Glad to know you’re keeping your standards Gryffindor-high.”

Me: “At least need to find a fucking Ravenclaw…Jesus.”

S: “If you ever date a Hufflepuff, I will have to defriend you on Facebook.”

Me: “I’ll Avada Kedavra myself before I ever let something like that happen.”

18 thoughts on “Sex and the Single Witch

    • Yeah, but he’s like 6″ shorter than me, and someone might off me, trying to get to him. On the plus side, I do know that he’s into gingers, so I can seduce him. Ugh…choices.

  1. You cannot be the obvious though. Best to be Hermione or Luna. At least those are the two females that my husband finds appealing (Luna coming in first). Maybe it’s him. Of the “Friends” bunch, he always liked Phoebe. I’m not sure what that says about me.

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