It’s Hard To Discipline This Kid.

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Just wait until I hit puberty, bitches.

(After I had to check the dog for a suspicious spot on his belly, that turned out to be a scab from scratching, and when I was done, he took off and hid under the bed.)

Caolinn: “I believe he’s feeling awkward because you touched his no-no square.  If he could dial a phone right now, you’d be in a lot of trouble.”

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(Emerging from the bathroom after her period came 5 days late.)

Caolinn: “Well, I have some excellent news for you…I’m not carrying the second coming of Christ.”

6 thoughts on “It’s Hard To Discipline This Kid.

    • Oh, hecks, no! (See, I refrained from saying ‘hell’, because, in this scenario, I’m afraid I’d have to behave…forever.)

      Although, having a kid around who could flip water to wine, and score me unlimited fish and bread? I could totally get behind that.

  1. maybe I need to do a youtube video of boy child singing it for you? but, then again, that might land us all in a maximum security prison? orange IS the new black, but I don’t think I am down for that right now.

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