A conversation that I had with a 2nd grade student today.
Student: “I’d like you to email that picture to my dad, but he’s in prison.”
Me: “Aw, sweetie, I know that must be really hard for you.”
Student: “Yeah… Has anybody in your family ever been to prison?”
Me: “No, sweetie.”
Student: ” Wow, you come from a good family! I haven’t seen my cousin, Honeybunz, in YEEEEEARS!”
(Note: I don’t know for sure that his cousin spells Honeybunz with a ‘z’, but damn it if it doesn’t give it a little something.)