As Refreshing As A Garden Meadow In Your Vagina

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Tracy: “Sooooo, I met Hannah’s boyfriend.”

Me: “What’s the verdict?”

Tracy: “He smells strongly of vinegar and a spring meadow.”

Me: “Ohhhh nooooo…he’s a douche.”

Tracy: “Huge douche.”

Me: “On a douche scale from Guy Fieri to Justin Beiber…where does this guy fall?”

Tracy: “Rick Saloman, circe the Paris Hilton years.”

Me: “Wow…that’s…wow.  She doesn’t read my blog, right?”

Tracy: “No, why?”

Me: “No reason.”

 

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